I was poor and destitute sitting on the sidewalk when a giant corporation walked by, "Could ya spare a quarter for a coffee kind sir", I ask.
The giant corporation looked way down at me from it's penthouse in the sky and grumbled, "Give me ur allegience and ur soul and I'll give u a dime!"
"But kind sir", I said, "coffee costs a quarter and I'm so so cold", to which the giant replied in a condescending growl,"OK OK, now stop ur wining u snit, sign this and give me ur life and I'll give u ur quarter! "No thank you kind sir" I concluded, "My nector from Heaven will be quite sufficient, I just thought I'd try some coffee", I said laughingly...lalepop'
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