Ya got ur ducks all lined up and low and behold, a turkey shows up! Hummm, what to do, how do u handle a turkey on a duck farm?
Lets see, Hummm...Oh ya, ya don't, do ya? So ya try to shoo it away and it won't go , ya throw stones at it with no sucess and ya even discarge ur 12 gauge into the air and it ignores ya, till finally ya come to ur wit's end and considering bad karma and all, ya determine it's worth it and so u level the gun and blow his ass to kingdom come.
Relieved, ya spend the remainder of the day keeping all ur ducks lined up. So, with a smile on ur face, ya tottle off to bed where ya have sweet dreams.
In the morning ya wake up and step out onto the front porch for a breath of fresh air only to be greeted by a whole family of turkeys...Pop'
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